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Sacramento Hash Songs
If Your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, that’s her asshole
not her clit
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over
Zulu Warrior
Olé zooma zooma zooma
Olé zooma zooma hey
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!
Bye Bye Cherry
Back your ass against the wall
Here I come, balls and all
Bye bye cherry
Won't your mother be disgusted
When she finds your cherry's busted
Bye bye cherry
Wrap your legs around a little tighter
I can feel my load is getting lighter
Shake that ass and wiggle those tits
Until my little pecker spits
Cherry bye bye
Monday Is A Wanking Day
leader: Today is Monday!
all: Today is Monday!
leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
all: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
chorus:
leader: Is everybody happy?
all: You bet your ass we are!
all: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while
humming) da da dut da da, da da dut da da
leader: Today is Tuesday!
all: Today is Tuesday!
leader: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
all: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
all: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
chorus
(now that you've got the idea, here are the rest of the days)
Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd
fingers)
Thursday is a drinking day! (raise glass in salute)
Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness)
Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness)day
of rest
Sunday is a hashing day (low key, almost quiet)
He's Got A Dose Of Clap
(Clap rhythmically)
He's got a dose of clap on his dick,
He's got a dose of clap on his dick,
He's got a dose of clap on his dick,
And all it does is drip, drip, drip...
Drink it down, down, down . . .
Harriette Song
Well, the wiggle of her ass could make a dead man cum,
And the nipples on her tits are as big as your thumb.
She's a mean motherfucker;
She's a great cock-sucker;
She'a a har-ri-ette!
Hot Vagina
Hot vagina for you breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
It’s munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.
It’s delicious and nutritious,
The flavor can’t be beat,
So take a tip and lick a clit,
Hot vagina can’t be beat.
Don't Say No
Oh my darling, don't say no,
Over the sofa you gotta go.
Up with your dress,
And down with your drawers,
You tickle mine,
And I'll tickle yours.
Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder
Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
(wag tongue)
La la la la la, la la la la, la la la.
Put your left tit over my shoulder,
Put your right tit over my shoulder,
(shake head)
Bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla.
Drink Two Beers
We drink two beers in the morning
We drink two beers at night
We drink two beers in the afternoon
It makes us feel alright
We drink two beers in times of peace
And two in times of war
We drink two beers before we drink two beers
And then we drink two more
Drink it down, down, down, down…
It's A Small Dick
Well it isn’t long and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.
It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!
Don’t Mess My Hairdo
Get it up, get it in, get it out
Don't mess my hairdo
You've got a dick, but you should lick
Move that tongue around
Hit the spot, make me hot,
I will scream out loud
Get it up, get it in, get it out
Don't mess my hairdo
You've got a dick, but you should lick
Move that tongue around
Suck my toes, insert your hose
make my juices flow
Get it up, get it in, get it out
Don't mess my hairdo
You've got a dick, but you should lick
Move that tongue around
When I have cum, and I am done
We'll start another round
Get it up, get it in, get it out
Don't mess my hairdo
You've got a dick, but you should lick
Move that tongue around
Holiday Song
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
but my dick is so delightful,
and if you really want to see it grow,
give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.
Head
Head?!?
Who said head?
I'll have some of that
and we did
and it was good!
and there was much rejoicing!
and then we fucked!
we fucked for hours,
uprooting trees and shrubs and flowers,
like vikings, with horns on our head!
head?!?
who said head....
i’ll take some of that
(optional ending…)
we don't want women/men with good taste!
we want women/men that taste good!
Dinah, Won't You Blow Me?
To the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow my hooorrr-orn?
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow my horn?
Someone's in my sister's vagina
Someone's in my sister I knooo-oowww
Someone's in my sister's vagiiii-naah
Pumping like a dynamo
Dynamo, dynamo, dynamo
The following are courtesy of Deep Chocolate:
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But his dick is so delightful,
And if you want to see it grow,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.
"Deck the Bars" to the tune of "Deck
the Halls"
Deck the bars with drunks so jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to get sloppy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our hash apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
We are wanks who drink from barrels
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the frosty ale before us,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pass the keg & start to pour'eth
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I'll show you some Yuletide pleasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Santa's Drunks are Hashing Through Town to the tune
of "Santa Claus
is Coming to Town"
You'd better not pout,
you'd better not cry,
Order a stout,
Cuz Santa will buy,
Santa's drunks are hashing through town!
He's running a tab,
He's getting real smashed
Don't sit on his lap,
Cuz Santa is trashed!
Santa's drunks are hashing through town!
He sees you when you're drinking,
you know he's had too much,
he's hitting on your girlfriend, but-
he's about to lose his lunch!
You'd better not pout
you'd better not cry,
Order a stout,
Cuz Santa will buy!
Santa's drunks are hashing through town!
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